Why is every one's "About Me" sections so angry?

I'm not like everyone else, I'm not here to please you, don't waste my time, Blah Blah Blah.
Why be on a social website if you don't want to be social at all?
Well I'm AM here to please you, I would love for you to waste my time, and I don't know if I'm like everyone else, but who gives FUCK?
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Dear profile people who aren't aware of how conversation works.
"Hi hows it going?" Or a simple, "Whats up?" or an even simpler "zup?"
are what society calls a greeting, its how conversation are started. A conversation is hard enough to have over the internet due to a lack of body language and increase in inactivity. So for those who thinks it's "boring" to start off a conversation with a greeting, get bent. No one cares get over yourself... that is all



Dear "I'll reply to you if you're interesting",
There are some people in this world that are built to be put on a pedestal. By design they have attributes that the rest of the world can't understand and sometimes even go into violent rages due to their inability to understand you (Dracula, Frankenstein, etc...). This could be do to money, or good looks, or an elaborate intellect. If you are reading this you are probably not one of those people, hell I will openly say that I'm not one of those people and I'm generally the shit. That being said get off your high horse and get to know people, to assume that a person is boring because they don't wow you with in the first three sentences of knowing them doesn't make them any less worthy of conversation then anyone else you know. In fact I'm willing to bet that you and your friends have quiet moments, moments that have no meaning but mean the world to you. So Internet, (using Internet as a personification of everyone on the internet) try and get to know people because frankly lack of information is the only reason a person can be considered a stranger. I mean are we not here to find connections with one another? Just because people are willing to have sex with you doesn't make you better then anyone else, it actually means you have to work harder to hold any actual value to anyone. Sorry but that's how the world works.