Misplaced my soul, seen it?
| (Untitled.) | Dec 1, 05 @ 7:21pm |
| "beer does suck.. so why i keep drinking it is beyond me" | |
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| (Untitled.) | Nov 29, 05 @ 2:47pm |
| Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. | |
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| (Untitled.) | Nov 27, 05 @ 12:23pm |
| Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas | |
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| (Untitled.) | Nov 25, 05 @ 4:16pm |
| It is a little known fact that Mr. T's character on "The A-Team", B.A. Baracus, was single-handedly responsible for keeping terrorism at bay during the 1980s. | |
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