|Someone wrote this for me my username is pretentious on the side.
|Split and doubled, purple and blue.
Eyes wide open, two by two.
Stretching her arms to each other's face,
Trying to fuse them back into place.
But they stop, because she would rather pet
Her yellow, bold, Pretentious Deadcat.
Cursing in cursive, she remembers that:
They have not yet become one,
Pretentious and wet.